Khaled Sheikh Confesses to Everything

Khaled Sheikh Muhammad has confessed to EVERYTHING. The 9/11 attack, Bali bombing, beheading Daniel Pearl personally, plotting against Jimmy Carter, stealing kryptonite, assasination attempt against Paula Abdul (character assassination, not the other kind), the terrorist plot in Katrina which brought down the levies, Michigan's budget crisis (there are a lot of Arabs on medicaid in Dearborn after all), and the loss of Sanjay on American Idol. And if Sanjay hasn't lost by now, Khaled should be released simply to make sure Sanjay DOES lose. Thats all for now.